Bibbity Bobbity Boo Bitch

How to finish that last minute assignment

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:02:29 -0400

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

aristo-kitty: fuckyesquidditch: theybuiltastauteofus: I think I understand Quidditch more than I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:19:27 -0400

aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

hiddlesbatchlove: lokis-taking-gallifrey: cantgeddynuffofdatass...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:18:08 -0400

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: fuck i’m falling down all these stairs ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:11:13 -0400

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

fuck

i’m

falling

down

all

these

stairs

Well, at least you
don’t live under them.

stop being so overdramatic harry

My Meet and Greet with Gaston

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:26:05 -0400

Gaston: *leans against the railing* Well hello there... *winks*
Me: *copies him* Hello to you too....I sat in your chair in the tavern.
Gaston: You sat in my chair? That chair's too big for you.
Me: No its not!
Gaston: oh....So....you like it big?
Me:
Little children:
Random Parents:
My mom: WOOO HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:50:08 -0400

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

sassybutclassylassie: So this is a photo of a guy who went as...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:43:03 -0400

sassybutclassylassie:

So this is a photo of a guy who went as Jon Snow for Halloween. EXCEPT THIS IS DEFINITELY KIT JUST MESSING WITH EVERYONE, RIGHT? WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHERE DO I FIND HIM?

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:23:04 -0400

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. theme song - Milan - 20.5.13 (x)

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:15:34 -0400

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. theme song - Milan - 20.5.13 (x)

troyesivan: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:53:26 -0400

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:53:27 -0400

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

geek-supreme: Dying. They are too cute.

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:38:39 -0400

geek-supreme:

Dying. They are too cute.

Oh My God, this literally just happened on my dashboard. I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:19:59 -0400

Oh My God, this literally just happened on my dashboard. I really just can’t right now.

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:08:59 -0400

bootymistress:

timeladymsfrizzle: Applause for the cameraman - who knows how long he had to wear that.

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:04:01 -0400

timeladymsfrizzle:

Applause for the cameraman - who knows how long he had to wear that.

xlongbottom: when you’re sad remember the malta guy

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:03:53 -0400

xlongbottom:

when you’re sad

remember the malta guy

Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:03:47 -0400

Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
Graham Norton: You should leave.

thethornofcamorr: Germany doesn’t have friends, it has acquaintances and countries it hasn’t...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:03:36 -0400

thethornofcamorr:

Germany doesn’t have friends, it has acquaintances
and countries it hasn’t invaded the last 50 years.

The Shortest Horror Story Ever

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:17:52 -0400

ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

mad-angel-with-a-box:

frequency-radio:

supersonicbionic:

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

#How fandoms ruin hipster posts

You spelled ‘make them better’ wrong.

castielsminions: I’m crying again. Fuck you.

Thu, 16 May 2013 05:59:11 -0400

castielsminions:

I’m crying again. Fuck you.